Really enjoyed a cracking day at Conkers - both indoors and outside. 
Impressive facilities, got lots of exercise and loads of fun too.
BUT...let down by the restautant there. 
Slow service, dirty cutlery, no-one clearing tables in the hour we were there, food on the floor. The kids lunchboxes had no fruit or veg whatsoever. Why can't they serve tapwater (don't you have to offer it by law?). It wouldn't be difficult to put a bit more effort in and provide eateries that would do justice to the rest of the place. Won't be eating there again - will bring a picnic next time.